Friday, March 26, 2010


A quiz of sorts...

What do the, above, two images have in common?

Here's a hint - the substance smeared on the TV ain't chocolate!

Just when I thought my day was going so smoothly and "incident free", Homeboy commits the above heinous act.

Please share a heinous act or two that you or your children have done in the past.

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  1. EW, YUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Homeboy has some serious poop issues, for sure.

    I think you win the nasty poop contest. Perhaps it's time to start 'FORCE' potty-training. It might save your furniture.

    One time Levi pooped on my porch. Like a dog. That was DURING potty training. I wonder what the people driving by thought.

  2. Nya totally did that too! Actually, hers was smeared on walls, her crib, the carpet, her changing table, toybox, and even a few toys got tangled in the mess. I feel for you. I really do. All I can say is there is hope. Thankfully,she's nine now and the thought of smearing poo on anything is horrifying to her. She did call 911 a couple times when she was two, and she ate my used deodrant. I do have to admit, the poo was the worst!Good Luck!

  3. OH MAN!!!! YUCK! My mom told me I did something similar at that age. I feel for you.

  4. So does watching TV now have a different feel to it? Gross! I think I have blocked all the gross stuff out of my mind. Nothing is coming. At least nothing I'm willing to share at the moment. Good luck with that!

  5. I'm sorry you had to clean that up! Or did you make your husband do it? I can't think of anything other than Layne throwing up in his car seat right when I got to the mall when he was about 2. That was not a fun cleanup!!

  6. Oh, I have one for you Jen. We were eating chocolate chip muffins one morning and then we were off to take the boys to school. Whitley starts whining that she has something on her finger. I was like just lick it off, but on closer examination, it wasn't chocolate from the muffin. I am so grateful that she just looked up at me like I was an idiot instead of sticking her finger in her mouth. These kids and their poop!

  7. It's the name I tell ya! My Konner decided to play in his poop in his crib when he woke up from his nap. I had no idea until I heard giggles and squeals that he was even awake. I went in and found a mess of nastiness and the worst part was that there was some on his face too! NASTY!

  8. Hahahah!!! That makes me laugh.

    Jacob was outside playing in the front yard one day and he ran over to the field next to our house where there is an electrical box. He pulled down his pants and crouched down. Just as he did that I saw him and yelled "What are you doing?????" He laughed and said "I'm pooping like a dog! HAhahahahaha!!" Thankfully none of the neighbors were out of their houses and if they saw him do it they haven't mentioned it to me.

  9. Brock decided to poop under Scott's aunt Betty's pool in Las Vegas and Poor Alex had to get it with the shovel because we were both too big to fit under the pool. I don't think we'll be invited back again!!! By the way he was only 3 at the time. Only 14 years ago.....

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