It's a well known fact, that anyone who knows our family, also knows that I have given birth to a human vacuum. This brand of vacuum is known as a Conner. I can vacuum, sweep, and mop every floor surface in our humble abode, and the kid will still manage to find some sort of morsel or fiber to consume.
One of his favorite forms of vittles is carpet fibers. He actually pulls out the carpet fibers and then proceeds to munch on them! Conner is able to poop a rug, with the amount of carpet fibers he has consumed. And then there is his weakness... his weakness for toilet paper. Maybe it's the thin, paper like, texture or it's ability to disintegrate into a little ball of fibrous material that makes my baby become giddy with utter joy. I've taken a sample of toilet paper myself to see what all of the hub-bub was about, and I just don't see what the big deal is.
We usually try to keep all bathroom doors closed at all times, but once in a while we have been known to slack. Conner has a 6th sense and will bolt to an un-guarded bathroom.
What did I tell ya? Pure and utter giddy-ous-ness!
Oh my! Should I be worried?
Excuse me sir? You have some toilet paper stuck to your tushy. And not to mention... a mouthful of toilet paper, also.
Look! He wants to share!