M.C . Hammer started a fad of the new and improved version of the parachute pants. It was difficult to walk with a full stride, due to the placement of the crotch.... a few inches above your knees. Heaven help anyone that had to run out of a burning building or from the law.
Wilma was thrilled to wear her new pair of gold M.C. Hammer pants to the party of the year. She bought them for main fact that they were so figure flattering.
Mitch was admired by all of the women at the bar, for his fashion sense. He was daring, in the fact, that he paired army green parachute pants and an orange life preserver vest together.
I'd bet my pinky toe, this guy from Flock of Seagulls, owned a pair of parachute pants. Nice hair dude.
Clifford tried with all of his might to zip up one of the many fashionable zippers on his parachute pants, but alas his bulging belly kept getting caught in the zipper. (I know, it aint right.)
This poor guy wishes he was wearing a pair of parachute pants. The nylon material is nearly un-destructible, unless exposed to direct sunlight or open flames.