Newspaper clipping:Wednesday, June 11th 2008 at 10:15 a.m. the police were called to the scene in a neighborhood in Utah. A female resident of the neighborhood, named Jennifer (wife to "plumber guy" and mother to two boys) was taken into custody then admitted to the looney bin.
Various people claimed to have found Jennifer sitting in her drive way wearing her red bathrobe, a tutu and wearing a football helmet, yelling, "I'm a pretty pony! I'm a pretty pony!"
A statement was taken by the disturbed mother and wife, claiming that she has officially gone nuts due to the fact that her kids are being naughty and her husband has been working late hours and has neglected important household duties.
It was reported by Jennifer's fellow ward members and Bishop from her LDS church ,"That the pressure was just too much and she finally cracked."
Jennifer will be carefully monitored, diagnosed, then released to her family's custody,as long as they promise to obey Mommy's rules, don't whine, and help her take care of the house and the many chores that plague her on a daily basis.
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I understand!It's amazing how well I can relate to this post. Sad, but true. It's funny that we posted at the same time this morning, on almost the same subject!
ReplyDeleteWell if you need a buddy in the looney bin, I'm there as well!
ReplyDeleteOh, Jen, I've visited there so often that I should just get a membership card! Seriously! Are you still avoiding the fat food? Cause I find that kind of stuff VERY relaxing! It's a healing art...eat, drink cold caffeinated beverages and watch a good DVD...alone, with no kids, no hubby, just me, my food, my cold beverage, my show, my bed....
ReplyDeleteExcuse me, I think I hear a few things calling me...
Jennie, you're a smart woman. Take her advice! Fat foods are wondeful with caffeinated beverages. If you need a break, bring em down. I'm home!
ReplyDeleteI am so glad I am in good company here!! LOL!! Yes, go do what Jennie said! You are so hilarious!!
ReplyDeleteNothing like a big bowl of Heavenly Hash ice cream to make the world a happier place!!! Come on up to my neck of the woods. The only thing here is the cowboys and the indians, oh and maybe a few wolves!! It is peaceful though!!!
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