Balubbb is the sound that I believe my body makes as I move about. Another sound is swish, swish, swish, swish. This sound usually occurs as I walk the hallways of church on Sunday, due to my thighs brushing against one another when I wear pantie hose. Even though pantie hose are so, so, so, uncomfortable.... I wear them because 1. they lock and load and 2. if I were to go bare legg-a-ded, they could stick to one another and cause major damage. I could literally start a fire with my inner thighs, when I wear pantie hose.
I currently resemble this.....
I am just one snowball on top of another. My head/double chin counts as the first ball. My more than ample bosoms counts for the second ball (jealous? don't be!). And the bottom half is the third and final ball.
This is what I hope to look like some day...
Okay, maybe not so much. But a thinner, svelter, healthier, me.
So in order for me to become more like the picture above, I have to start doing this.....
And maybe wearing this.....
You know I would rock this ensemble. The one thing it's missing is a purple, plastic belt.
And say farewell to a few things...
Farewell
Farewell
Farewell
Farewell
Farewell
So here it goes. I'll dust off the treadmill, put on my leotards (ya right!), and get moving. Now let's have a moment of silence as I bid farewell to the tasty foods and beverage that have been a large part of my life for the past few years.
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It is hard to let go. You're awesome for doing it! Good luck. Try diet dr.pepper. Tastes alot the same. no sugar no calories! Good luck!
ReplyDeleteWTG, Jen! I am right there with you! It's tough giving up those goodies. You will feel so much better though when you do.
ReplyDeleteI'm impressed with your vision. I'd like to look like that little snowman too...still bumpy but overall thinner. Good luck, and I agree with Sarah...go diet dr pepper...Ruthie calls it my diet pepper.
ReplyDeleteYou're hilarious Jen. And you DON'T look like that snowman!
ReplyDeletePositive thoughts, positive thoughts.
You know my food addiction so you know I understand.
Wanna go running at 5:30? It's kind of fun.
Aaaaawwww. Don't let go of all of them! My mom says that Diet Dr. Pepper is just as good as the original and they have been b.f.f.'s for years! You are too funny with all of your pics, you know we all love you just how you are. Oh, and don't let go of the bread either, just switch to wheat bread and then you can count it as a "healthy" snack!
ReplyDeleteOh Holly! Running could be dangerous to my eye sight. (if you know what I mean) I haven't been able to find a bra out there that can contain the ladies. Maybe duct tape?
ReplyDelete5:30! You are a trooper!
You should be able to reward yourself every now and then with a little chocolate, maybe like once a week. You just can't give it up altogether. I am a firm believer that God put those sweet things on the earth for our enjoyment(: All things in moderation, right?
ReplyDeletethey keep telling me you can eat whatever you want as long as you are hungry and then stop when you are full. My only problem with this is I can't wait to get hungry it scares me!!! And how the hell do you know when you're FULL!!
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