I've decided to start a new segment on my blog. It's called "Nit Wits". It will be dedicated to those who have wronged me, someone that is related to me, or someone that I know. This segment may occur once a week, once a month or once every 6 months. It just depends on how well the Nit Wits perform out there.
Beware Nit Wits!
If you dare try, to wrong me, or my fam damily.... Bam! Blogged!
My definition of a "Nit Wit" is someone that has performed poorly at their job, thus causing me much strife. Or someone that lacks the ability to drive like a responsible human being. Or someone who doesn't have the decency to act respectful in front of my children or to my children. Or someone who is not qualified to have a job that requires them to work in public, or for that matter, with the public.
I shall Christen my "Nit Wit" segment by telling you what happened to my husband the other day.
He decided to go to this dining establishment for lunch.
He wanted to order some of this... to nourish (as much as a pop, fries, and burger can) and replenish his hard working body.
Some pimply punk putz, that looked something like this... took my husband's order. He specified that tomatoes and onions should NOT be included with his order.
The putz repeated the order back to husband, much to his satisfaction. It's always comforting when the fast food order taker people repeat your order back to you.
My husband drove up to the window, paid, and then retrieved the much anticipated meal.
He started to drive home and decided to check his meal for any wrong doings. Sadly, we have encountered many of these mishaps with our meals , due to our unique and specific food preferences. (We're picky) To his dismay, tomatoes and onions WERE included.
He turned around, parked his truck, and walked in to the dining establishment.
"Um yeah, I ordered this with NO tomatoes and onions."
"Sorry about that sir. We'll make you a new one."
My husband then witnessed the order taker person tell one of the cooking people that the gentlemen requested NO tomatoes and onions.
The order taker person then handed my husband the "new" and "improved" meal. All was good. My husband felt that there was no reason to check his meal for any wrong doings again.
Once my husband was home, he unwrapped his meal and there it was... TOMATOES and ONIONS!
Hello! Do you-a speak-a any-a English? Do you not understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?
Have any of you encountered a "Nit Wit" recently?