"It's not a tuma!"

I'm worried.

Last week I noticed an odd growth protruding on Conner's backside. It's quite large, squishy in consistency, and whitish in color.

At first I thought, "Maybe it will fall off or disappear when he sleeps tonight?" Wishful thinking, on my part.

Should I take him to the doctor, only to subject him to painful tests, shots, and heaven for bid....surgery?!?!

or...

Do I just ignore it and let his future wife worry about it?

What do you think?

Never mind.