Tuesday, January 6, 2009

101 things to do with a brassier

....or 28 things to do with a brassier.


1. Indian Headdress




2. Flower pots




3. Lethal Weapons






4. Ear Muffs
5. Safety Chin Straps
6. Bra Quilt (similar to a jean quilt or your Dad's tie quilt)

7. Conner likes to accessorize with one. Work it Conner! Work it!



8. Bra ball... suprisingly bouncy




9. World's largest bra (tourist attraction. They used my bra as a model)



10. Pillows for Siamese Twins

11. Surgical Masks for Siamese Twins

12. Party Hats for Siamese Twins

13. A shawl



14. Balloon Parade Float (How'd they get my bra?)



15. Cup Holders

16. Lavender Sachets

17. A Belt!

18. A hat...or a coat, as Conner is displaying. (yes, his whole entire head does fit in my bra cup. My child has an enormous head.)



19. Sling Shot

20. Water Balloon Launcher

21. A Toy Sling (you know, one of those thing that you hang in your child's room)


22. Bra Purse

23. A Back Pack

24. A Mask

25. Feed Bags for Livestock

26. Toilet Paper Dispensers

27. Straight Jacket

28. Hamster Swing

13 comments:

  1. LOL! I was wasting a few minutes while waiting for my class to start and read through this, I had to take a few minutes and concentrate on the professor that was speaking LOL!

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  2. That is awesome! You crack me up. You can use those pictures of Conner as blackmail when he's older!

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  3. ROFL!!! OH MY HECK!! You seriously make me laugh, Jen!! Love the pics of Connor! That is so priceless! Blackmail for sure!!

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  4. Holy Crap your son loves bra's more than mine!! HAHA!

    And your son has a huge head?? I think you have huge bazooka's, thats what I think.

    Poor me, my bra's would hold m&m's- yours they used as a mold for the worlds largest brazier.

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  5. Ok, I am about ready to pee my pants I am laughing so hard! You are seriously hilarious Jen! Those pictures should be used in his wedding video some day:)

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  6. Ok, I am about ready to pee my pants I am laughing so hard! You are seriously hilarious Jen! Those pictures should be used in his wedding video some day:)

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  7. Conner is just too cute for his own good! I think your mom was a little traumatized by this post. You may actually get a comment out of her! By the way, where on earth did you find a picture of petunias planted in a bra?

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  8. Those pics of Conner are great! Definitely keepers! The bra purse was actually kind of cute!

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  9. You are so funny! Those pictures are keepers for sure! What they do for fun!

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  10. That was hilarious! Seriously where did you come up with all of those??!

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  11. Is it wrong that I'm jealous of your impressive bossom's? Seriously. Lets see, what could you do with my bra? Mini-cupcake holder, mini-marshmallow holder, padded contact case, robin egg incubator...the list goes on! Well, for barbie-size items...

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  12. this is just too funny!!! This should defintely be used for blackmail when Conner brings home a girl you don't approve of!!! or even if you do so she knows what knid of family she is getting into!! LOL

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  13. I like the Siamese Twins ones the best. Or just 'a shawl'. Hey, at least your bra is white and shiny. Mine? Not so much.

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