Have I not learned from my past mistakes? Obviously not. I let Conner get sunburned AGAIN! I have a genetic disorder. Yah, that's it! I'm a big fat DORK!
Maybe I should hire a nanny. It seems to work for the stars. I have yet to see Rob Lowe's children sunburned! Only, you can be sure I will not hire this nanny.
"Harriet" looks promising and she looks like she is responsible enough to apply sunblock.

So whatcha think?
I would have provided pictures of Conner's sunburn, but it seemed too disturbing to have his picture along with Harriet's.