Balubbb is the sound that I believe my body makes as I move about. Another sound is swish, swish, swish, swish. This sound usually occurs as I walk the hallways of church on Sunday, due to my thighs brushing against one another when I wear pantie hose. Even though pantie hose are so, so, so, uncomfortable.... I wear them because 1. they lock and load and 2. if I were to go bare legg-a-ded, they could stick to one another and cause major damage. I could literally start a fire with my inner thighs, when I wear pantie hose.
I currently resemble this.....
I am just one snowball on top of another. My head/double chin counts as the first ball. My more than ample bosoms counts for the second ball (jealous? don't be!). And the bottom half is the third and final ball.
This is what I hope to look like some day...
Okay, maybe not so much. But a thinner, svelter, healthier, me.
So in order for me to become more like the picture above, I have to start doing this.....
And maybe wearing this.....
You know I would rock this ensemble. The one thing it's missing is a purple, plastic belt.
And say farewell to a few things...
Farewell
Farewell
Farewell
Farewell
Farewell
So here it goes. I'll dust off the treadmill, put on my leotards (ya right!), and get moving. Now let's have a moment of silence as I bid farewell to the tasty foods and beverage that have been a large part of my life for the past few years.
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